By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Free Bird – Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter/Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks editor and reporter for the Concerned Citizens Free Press/ Little Bear – Teen reporter for Revenge of the Ghost Wolf

Bree Wolfe who was a senior at GCHS and graduated in 2013 has a attraction for BLACK MEN who she feels could be big time NBA stars or rappers, but did admit to having sex with the football coach and teacher at Gilmer County High School Jason Cunningham at an after hours party.

Bree Wolfe who was a senior at GCHS and graduated in 2013 has an attraction for BLACK MEN who she feels could be big time NBA stars or rappers, but did admit to having sex with the football coach and teacher at Gilmer County High School Jason Cunningham at an after hours party.

This photo was added 14 January 2014 and shows BREE WOLFE with her new "Spooky tooth" Black Boy friend proudly smoking a BLUNT together! Bree's parents finally just got that DIVORCE in a GILMER COUNTY circuit court and we hear BREE had special permission from Sheriff Gerwig the Crooked County Sheriff to get high high high with Mr. SPOOKY TOOTH and fuck each other into oblivion Gilmer County style making her the head mud shark in Glenville, WV -- Do you think this is why her parents finally got divorced and just said ... "Fuck it!"

This photo was added 14 January 2014 and shows BREE WOLFE with her new “Spooky Tooth” Black Boy friend proudly smoking a BLUNT together! Bree’s parents finally just got that DIVORCE in a GILMER COUNTY circuit court and we hear BREE had special permission from Sheriff Gerwig the Crooked County Sheriff to get high high high with Mr. SPOOKY TOOTH and fuck each other into oblivion Gilmer County style making her the head mud shark in Glenville, WV — Do you think this is why her parents finally got divorced and just said … “Fuck it!?”

GILMER and WIRT COUNTY together, now you know you in trouble
Ain’t nothin’ but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc’ed out G’s so we’re craaaaazay!
The CHURCH of IKE is the DEVIL that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don’t try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I’m ‘a let ‘em understand
From a young G’s perspective got some 16 year old Wirt County Pussy in HAND!
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive it an elective in WIRT
You never know she could be earnin’ her man, and there will be no penalty in GILMER
And learnin’ her man, and at the same time burnin’ her man in WIRT
Now you know I ain’t wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain’t no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it!

Former Wirt County High School math teacher and girls’ basketball coach Lijiah Heiney, 36, was arrested and charged with six felony counts of sexual abuse by a person of trust stemming from an alleged inappropriate relationship with a student. Each offense carries a 10-20 year prison sentence, as well as a fine of $500 to $5,000. Heiney was reportedly Mirandized and confessed to the incidents. According to the criminal complaint filed in Wirt County Magistrate Court last week, Heiney engaged in numerous acts of "willing sexual intercourse" with a 16-year-old female student.  The relationship allegedly began at the high school and then carried over to Heiney's residence in Elizabeth. Investigators say that Heiney engaged in sexual relations with the teen on six occasions, beginning in May and continuing through July 4. At last week Heiney tendered his resignation to the Wirt County Board of Education during their meeting.

Former Wirt County High School math teacher and girls’ basketball coach Lijiah Heiney, 36, was arrested and charged with six felony counts of sexual abuse by a person of trust stemming from an alleged inappropriate relationship with a student. Each offense carries a 10-20 year prison sentence, as well as a fine of $500 to $5,000. Heiney was reportedly Mirandized and confessed to the incidents.
According to the criminal complaint filed in Wirt County Magistrate Court last week, Heiney engaged in numerous acts of “willing sexual intercourse” with a 16-year-old female student. The relationship allegedly began at the high school and then carried over to Heiney’s residence in Elizabeth. Investigators say that Heiney engaged in sexual relations with the teen beginning in May and continuing through July 4.
 Last week Heiney tendered his resignation to the Wirt County Board of Education during their meeting.

LIJIAH HEINEY: WEST VIRGINIA TEACHER AND COACH CHARGED WITH FELONY SEX ABUSE – ADMITS to BANGING 16 yr old STUDENT!!

CalPatty Press Gilmer County – The girls basketball players at Wirt County High School finally know who has been giving their coach head. For some of them, they actually know him quite well, especially one 16 year old having sex with the coach starting on the 23 of May, 2013.

Bree Wolfe fucks the bejesus out of her high school teacher and the football coach at a WILD party, being a BAD ASS BUCK WILD BREE WOLFE BITCH in Gilmer County and still has time to feed the dog CAKE with a spoon, now that is our kind of girl!! BREAKING BAD BREE is better looking than a BAD ASS BOX BANGING BUTCHER BITCH too!

Bree Wolfe fucks the bejesus out of her high school teacher and the football coach at a WILD party, being a BAD ASS BUCK WILD BREE WOLFE BITCH in Gilmer County and still has time to feed the dog CAKE with a spoon, now that is our kind of girl!! BREAKING BAD BREE is better looking than a BAD ASS BOX BANGING BUTCHER BITCH too!

When the Wirt County Board of Education approved the hiring of high school math teacher Lijiah Heiney, ending the search for former mentor Mike Fallon’s replacement, they should have looked at his resume’ and seen dude was from Glenville State College which is number one in RAPE, so there is that…

Heiney also was a 95 graduate of Calhoun County High School the former home of another child rapist coach and teacher JASON CUNNINGHAM who got SCOTT FREE away with having SEX with BREE WOLFE a student (who rarely goes for white snake) at party with other Gilmer County High School Students.

Heiney, took over a program that went 12-10 during regular season play as members of the Little Kanawha Conference’s South Division — Heiney then went 22 for 22 from May 23 to July 4th with a 16 year old — And we hear she is some hotty and a real shooter!

A SEX SHOOTER that is  …. just like BREE WOLFE!! 

Jason Cunningham (shown in this photo) and Coach Heiney both are Calhoun County High School graduates and both attended Glenville State College, similar backgrounds similar crimes, and both products of their environment.

Jason Cunningham (shown in this photo) and Coach Heiney both are Calhoun County High School graduates and both attended Glenville State College, similar backgrounds similar crimes, and both products of their environment.

Coach Heiney added several new twists and wiggles to the Wirt County Girls Basketball program and the girl’s moves and understands changing styles might not be extremely easy on some of the players depending on the fit and personality types, but we were not quite sure what the coach meant by that ….back then, with his rather modern approach, but we do now!

Somehow we are not surprised Heiney’s dick got stuck in some 16 year old Wirt County High School Student Hiney, — However what would uncle THOR HEINEY have to say, or cuz Tiny Heiney, Big Red Heiney, Ophelia, Humphrey Heiney, Selma, Ima, Rosey, Anita, Seymore, Lucie and Thor’s wife, Oma Aiken-Heiney  …if they were around to hear all that rolling in the HAY out ELIZABETH WAY!

“I’m a little different than from what he does,” admitted Heiney,, referring to Mike Fallon previous coach. “I prefer more of a hands on experience,” said ” Hoops Heiney,” when he first took the job at Wirt County High School.

 Heiney earned his degree in education at Glenville State College during the time GERALD B HOUGH was given a FERPA violation for protecting a RAPIST and well known football player WILKIE PEREZ while HOUGH VIOLATED an innocent young student that was brutally raped.

Bree in photo above after a lengthy preparation to expose her breasts says, “I need to actually care about what I look like at school from now on. Whenever I actually look cute I’m in a better mood!”

Bree in photo above after a lengthy preparation to expose her breasts says, “I need to actually care about what I look like at school from now on. Whenever I actually look cute I’m in a better mood!”

  “It’s going to be HARD for me and them …. to get adjusted,” said Coach Heiney about his Wirt County High School hopefuls.

Megan Ellison is a great ball handler and came around real good and is a come from behind player, in fact she BLEW the COACH AWAY with all that PLAY this last year, while Emry Shears had no fears and just moved that machine like a fiend! Emma Cox lived up to her name this last year, she really knows how to WORK IT, so those three right there were REALLY GOOD! … and  really good players too,” Coach Heiney said.

“Needless to say coach Heiney found his job extremely titillating and a little different coaching with hardwood at the high school level, if you can understand some basic physics on that one!”

Gilmer County Head Football Coach Justin Cunningham who is also a teacher at GCHS in a wild party fucks the bejesus out of a senior girl  BREE WOLFE and actually confessed to the entire incident!.... Nasia Butcher and Ron Blankenshit have done about it.  The girl that banged the Football coach at the party is Bree Wolfe and she was only 17 years old(shown by dob on this drivers license)when she had full on SEX at a school party with Jason Cunningham who is a coach and a teacher at the high school in Gilmer County. Jason graduated from GSC and Calhoun County high school, which is the same, credentials and achievements that Heiney the child rapist teacher/coach from Wirt County brags about!

Gilmer County Head Football Coach Justin Cunningham who is also a teacher at GCHS in a wild party fucks the bejesus out of a senior girl BREE WOLFE and actually confessed to the entire incident!…. What have Nasia Butcher and Ron Blankenship  done about it? Nothing! Ron and Nasia are sick fucks too, obviously!  This is the girl that banged the Football coach at the party — Bree Wolfe —  And she was only 17 years old(shown by dob on this drivers license)when she had full on SEX at a school party with Jason Cunningham who is a coach and a teacher at the high school in Gilmer County. Jason graduated from GSC and Calhoun County high school, which is the same, credentials and achievements that Heiney the child rapist teacher/coach from Wirt County brags about!

Bree tweeted just recently..

“I need lemon heads so my sore throat won’t be so sore!”

Now we know it was sore from sucking the DICK of the FOOTBALL COACH of Gilmer County HS Jason Cunningham!

Sarah Rutherford convicted of giving drugs to high school students and then having SEX with them while she was a high school teacher. Sarah is product of Glenville, West Virginia where this sort of behavior draws no consequence. Rutherford had sex with her boyfriends father Bob Henry Baber who works at Glenville State as the gifts officer and who also ran for Governor on the Mountain Party ticket, So, Sarah Ann Rutherford whose mother Joann Rutherford has been a long time employee of the college is no stranger to sexual scandal and deviation from the norm all done Crooked County style!

Sarah Rutherford got 2 years in JAIL convicted of giving drugs to high school students and then having SEX with them while she was a high school teacher. Sarah is a product of Glenville, West Virginia where this sort of behavior draws no consequence. Rutherford had sex with her boyfriends father Bob Henry Baber who works at Glenville State College as the Gifts Officer and who also ran for Governor on the Mountain Party ticket. So, Sarah Ann Rutherford whose mother Joann Rutherford has been a long time employee of GSC is no stranger to sexual scandal and deviation from the norm all done Crooked County style in Gilmer County!

Coach Heiney has coached his last season in Wirt County, but if he worked for NASIA BUTCHER in Gilmer County he would be facing NO JAIL TIME, he could keep his girlfriend and bang some more Gilmer County Bitches and even come on over to the house for dinner as a guest of the head honcho down at the high school where they specialize in “ADULT” EDUCATION Crooked County style.

The ABOVE BEHAVIOR is JUST OK with Gilmer County Prosecutor Gerald B Hough and Nasia Butcher Gilmer County High School Principal. This was "Just OK" behavior in the "Butcher" household home to the Butcher Bitchers Lizzy and Lexi, as we have seen hundreds of photographs of their wild antics and heard tales in their own writing dealing with skinny dipping and advanced sexual experimentation with Lizzy admitting to losing her virginity at 13. SEX with TEACHERS and the USE of DRUGS is now a GILMER COUNTY and GLENVILLE TRADITION - Sarah Ann Rutherford from Glenville State a local resident and high school teacher is doing two years in jail for this sort of behavior pictured above while also admitting to having SEX with two underage high school boys from the high school she taught at. Rutherford is a product of Gilmer County - HEINEY TRIED this behavior in WIRT COUNTY and had his ASS handed to him! It just goes to show you that WIRT COUNTY is a place where the law still prevails and Glenville and Gilmer County West Virginia, the few select POWER ELITE truly are above the law and it is OK to have SEX with STUDENTS if you are a teacher at Gilmer County High School. Recently Jason Cunningham had SEX with 2013 graduate and student BREE WOLFE at a party. Cunningham has also been accused of raping a 20 year old named Bree. Bobby DUVALL didn't have to jump through ANY HOOPS at all when he had sex with Hannah Sue DeMarino at the Party the jumped off out Hwy 33 when Shelly  was out getting fucked up herself until 1am. The coach even brought the beer to the SEX FEST where another athlete from Gilmer County High School was RAPED by a member of the Football team the same night January 22nd at the SAME PARTY!!

Its a ” G THANG”  for this Gilmer County 18 yr old lighting up and smoking some  O G KUSH from a fancy BUTCHER BITCH BONG — It is JUST OK with Gilmer County Prosecutor Gerald B Hough and Nasia Butcher Gilmer County High School Principal. This was “Just OK” behavior in the “Butcher” household home to the Butcher Bitches Lizzy and Lexi, as we have seen hundreds of photographs of their wild antics and heard tales in their own writing dealing with skinny dipping and advanced sexual experimentation with Lizzy admitting to losing her virginity at 13. SEX with TEACHERS and the USE of DRUGS is now a GILMER COUNTY and GLENVILLE TRADITION – Sarah Ann Rutherford from Glenville State a local resident and high school teacher is doing two years in jail for this sort of behavior pictured above while also admitting to having SEX with two underage high school boys from the high school she taught at. Rutherford is a product of Gilmer County – HEINEY TRIED this behavior in WIRT COUNTY and had his ASS handed to him! It just goes to show you that WIRT COUNTY is a place where the law still prevails and in Glenville and Gilmer County West Virginia, the few select POWER ELITE truly are above the law and it is OK to have SEX with STUDENTS if you are a teacher at Gilmer County High School. Recently Jason Cunningham had SEX with 2013 graduate and student BREE WOLFE at a party. Cunningham has also been accused of raping a 20 year old named Bree. GCHS Girls Basketball Coach Bobby DUVALL didn’t have to jump through ANY HOOPS at all when he had sex with Hannah Sue DeMarino at the Party that jumped off out Hwy 33 when Shelly was out getting fucked up herself until 1am. The coach even brought the beer to the SEX FEST where another athlete from Gilmer County High School was RAPED by a member of the Football team the same fateful night January 22nd at the SAME PARTY!!

Bree Wolfe from Gilmer County, West Virginia doesn't feel the least bit guilty about having sex with a teacher and the football coach at Gilmer County High School, her own mother graduated from there just 19 years ago. Bree is just living a long time FAMILY TRADITION and wants to let that WIRT COUNTY 16 year old that REAL BEAVER that doesn't send anyone to jail for an illegal pounding, and that SEX with teachers and coaches here in Gilmer County the home of the Crooked County Crooks has absolutely NO CONSEQUENCE at all, unless you want to tell about it, then the Church of IKE will send Sandy Pettit down to Sheriff Gerwig to file some kind so trumped up case against you!

Bree Wolfe from Gilmer County, West Virginia doesn’t feel the least bit guilty about having sex with a teacher and the football coach at Gilmer County High School, her own mother graduated from GCHS just 19 years ago.  She fucked teachers too! Bree is just living out a long time FAMILY TRADITION and wants to let that WIRT COUNTY 16 year old KNOW that REAL BEAVER doesn’t send anyone to jail for an illegal pounding, and that SEX with teachers and coaches is OK here in Gilmer County the home of the Crooked County Crooks. Sex with teachers has absolutely NO CONSEQUENCE at all, unless you want to tell about it, then the Church of IKE will send Sandy Pettit down to Sheriff Gerwig to file some kind of trumped up case against you!

YA know where I’m at nigga holla at me from the HOLLA  like BREE WOLFE
get at me holla at me from the Holla down in Crooked County nigga holla at a dogg that’s real
y’all niggas know what’s happenin’ Heiney got his ASS in a SLING from the 16 year old SPRING FLING!
It’s still a G  thang down in Crooked County that 16 year old would have been no thang
It’s still a G thang down in Glenville, down by the Crooked River down in Crooked County!

******SPECIAL AFTER ARTICLE BONUS – BuckWild SAM CAIN from WIRT COUNTY DOES EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAD SEX with her teacher Mr. Heiney who was trying to reach her to further her education!

Hi! I am SAM CAIN and let me explain, I gave my consent for SEX do you think I am insane? SEX with TEACHERS in Glenville is just OK because they are above reproach, so I thought it would be OK to have some fun with the Coach!  And now here is a little RAP from the coach, only there was nothing little about! Here is what COACH has to say ... It’s 2013 and I’m going up the river YO Sam Cain’s pussy was better than some good blow I hit that shit like a champion u see bouncing those titties like a Butcher be Now, I ain’t saying I did my wife 2 right But we all know in Da-Ville it’d been swept outta sight So I…pulled those panties over 2 da side And I hear somewhere Carly Hough ain’t tight Cause I’m dumb as fuck and did it in Wirt Now the law’s on my ass but she wore tight skirts I’m under arrest so I’ll just spill the beans “You’ve been read your miranda rights, tell us please” “Cell phone pics ‘n videos, do tell us MO” “How many times did you say u fucked dat young HO” I ain’t saying shit till my lawyer Simmons is here “Do you mind handing us the phone b4 u hit clear” Well my life’s fucked up, I should’ve done this shit in Da-Ville Young Hochie-Hochie-Hochie ma’ma’s up there R 4 real “You know country boy, u done fucked up now” “Sheriff Keith Wilson is giving ya a big ole scowl” Yes Mr. Trooper I’m knee deep in this shit But it sure was fun playing with teenage clit “We’ll see how smart U R when you’re Bubba’s son” I got 99 years cause dat bitch was da one “I HIT IT”

Hi! I am the girl that is NOT ASHAMED and let me explain, My pussy may be in PAIN from getting SLAMMED but I gave my consent for SEX do you think I am insane like going muddin with SHAIN?  SEX with TEACHERS in Glenville is just OK because they say they are above reproach, so I thought it would be OK to have some fun with the Coach!
And now here is a little RAP from Wirt County and Mr Heiney, only there was nothing little about it! Here is what COACH has to say …
It’s 2013 and I’m going up the river YO
Sam Cain’s pussy was better than some good blow
I hit that shit like a champion u see
bouncing those titties like a Butcher be
Now, I ain’t saying I did my wife 2 right
But we all know in Da-Ville it’d been swept outta sight
So I…pulled those panties over 2 da side
And I hear somewhere Carly Hough ain’t tight HO NO that ain’t right
Cause I’m dumb as fuck and did it in Wirt
Now the law’s on my ass but she wore tight skirt
I’m under arrest so I’ll just spill the beans
“You’ve been read your miranda rights, tell us please”
“Cell phone pics ‘n videos, do tell us MO”
“How many times did you say u fucked dat young HO”
I ain’t saying shit till my lawyer Simmons is here
“Do you mind handing us the phone b4 u hit clear”
Well my life’s fucked up, I should’ve done this shit in Da-Ville
Young Hochie-Hochie-Hochie ma’ma’s up there R 4 real
“You know country boy, u done fucked up now”
“Sheriff Keith Wilson is giving ya a big ole scowl”
Yes Mr. Trooper I’m knee deep in this shit
But it sure was fun playing with teenage clit
“We’ll see how smart U R when you’re Bubba’s son”
I got 99 years cause dat bitch was da one
“I HIT IT”

AUGUST 5th REPORT on NORMANTOWN SEX SCANDAL!!

SPECIAL EDITION of Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!

Amelia Jane Stump the girl friend of Jason Cunningham at 19 just recently learned Cunningham raped her best friend BREE who is 20 and was drunk at a party and was too messed up to ward off the advances of the Gilmer County Football coach.

Amelia Jane Stump the girlfriend of Jason Cunningham at 19 just recently learned Cunningham raped her best friend BREE who is 20 and was drunk at a party and was too messed up to ward off the advances of the Gilmer County Football coach.

JASON CUNNINGHAM RAPIST – TEACHER – COACH  at Gilmer County High School and former member of the UPPER STEER RUN BAPTIST CHURCH in NORMANTOWN.

NORMANTOWN is home to a WHOLE LOT of SHAKING going on lately with earth quakes — where the oil industry has been busy ravaging and damaging the underground of West Virginia as well as topside!

“Baptize Me Bitch!!”

Bree Wolfe who has never denied the sexual tryst with the Football Coach had sex with Jason Cunningham at a part for Gilmer County High School Students in 2012.

Bree Wolfe who has never denied the sexual tryst with the Football Coach-Wolfe had sex with Jason Cunningham at a party for Gilmer County High School Students in 2012.

“Baptize Me Bitch!!”

Yeah that is what the FOOTBALL COACH of Gilmer County High School Jason Cunningham said and did. Cunningham decided to get baptized and went through the whole ceremony of getting baptized down in the Crooked River down in Crooked County.

Cunningham was trying the religious angle to win back his girlfriend AMELIA JANE STUMP who JASON did PUMP until her mommy Corlis STUMP found out about all those other bitches that Cunningham did HUMP — Jason confessed about all the young girls he banged like Butcher Bitches Breaking Bad at the CalPatty Press and Corlis said, “I will not have it!”

“I will not have an unclean man that lies with every young girl in the county in my church or my house!”

So Jason Cunningham was called to the home of Corlis Stump who some high ranking members  of the SS are related to, but going way back in time in Gilmer County, distant relatives, but relations all the same.

Amelia’s mother, Mrs. Stump found out about the fact JASON RAPED BREE who was the best friend of AMELIA and not to be confused with BREE WOLFE (the daughter to two local bikers) who had SEX with the FOOTBALL COACH and they both (Bree Wolfe) and Jason admitted to the fuck fest.

Corlis Stump, the MOM to Amelia Jane Stump asked Cunningham recently, to come to their house immediately, for he had been found out!

When Jason Cunningham was confronted by Corlis he confessed to screwing both Bree Wolfe and Amelia’s best friend BREE  and including Amelia, and a couple other of the local girls.

Amelia's mother found out about ALL the YOUNG GIRLS Cunningham(shown in this photo) has sex with and asked him to go to their house immediately. When Jason Cunningham arrived he was confronted, and then he confessed to screwing all the girls including Amelia, much to the dismay of mama Stump.

Amelia’s mother found out about ALL the YOUNG GIRLS Cunningham(shown in this photo) has sex with and asked him to go to their house immediately. When Jason Cunningham arrived he was confronted, and then he confessed to screwing all the girls including Amelia, much to the dismay of mama Stump.

MOM is pissed about all the illicit SEX with underage girls and told Jason Cunningham not to dare to ever show up to their church, the UPPER STEER RUN BAPTIST CHURCH ever again!!

Stay the hell out of Normantown Jason, the only friends you have around here are BEET RED Brian Kennedy and his run around wife Crooked County Crook Tara Kennedy.

AMELIA shown below is now UP FOR GRABS and is completely DONE with JASON and who also says now she is open to a little revenge dating to get back at Jason for fucking just about every girl in town.

Amelia now hoping for a NEW sensation and a NEW relation, and finally her mom as found out about all the illicit sex with Jason Cunningham.

Amelia now hoping for a NEW sensation and a NEW relation, and finally her mom has found out about all the illicit sex with Jason.

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Friday AUGUST 9TH

SPECIAL SUMMER…

– REVENGE OF THE GHOST WOLF — GREAT MOMENT IN CROOKED COUNTY And CALHOUN COUNTY HISTORY —

SECRET CLANDESTINE MEETING BETWEEN THE LEADER OF THE FIRE STARTING CULT AND REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CENTRAL WEST VIRGINIA SECRET SEVEN COALITION SPONSORED BY THE CALPATTY PRESS!!

"ASS MAN"  Christopher Todd Smith, "Hot Toddy" the dude that gets the most ASS who is the leader of the infamous "Fire Starting CULT" from Calhoun County - Although the CULT was most active in 06 and 07 there has been more mysterious fires and violence and most recently the suicide of a CULT member that did not want to face going back to prison.

“ASS MAN” Christopher Todd Smith, “Hot Toddy” the dude that gets the most ASS who is the leader of the infamous “Fire Starting CULT” from Calhoun County – Although the CULT was most active in 06 and 07 08 09 and 2010, there has been more mysterious fires since then and violence and mayhem, but most recently the suicide of a CULT member that did not want to face going back to prison.

In CELEBRATION of SUMMER 2013 let us relive this great moment in Crooked County History in honor of the next edition of RGW — Tune in this MONDAY for more BACK to SCHOOL — BREAKING BAD —  BACK DOOR pulling the panties to the side — FUN at GSC coming up MONDAY the 19th of AUGUST on Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!!

Editor Edison CalPatty Press Editor just prior to becoming the SC of the SS is shown (in photo below) in preparation for the big meeting with the FIRE STARTING CULT leader at a private undisclosed location for a clandestine occasion that is unique to modern day Crooked County tactics. Two previous warring factions who were at odds for many years, meet in secret in them back woods DURING the CALHOUN COUNTY WILD YEARS which included Grantsville  having a  RAPIST Police Chief  Ron Gordon from the early days of Calhoun County history that includes the story of…

Loretta “LuLu” Rexroad Helmick who was only 30 years old when she died a tragic death in Grantsville, West Virginia!

Hear the REAL “TRUE” Story on the legendary CalPatty Press for Central West Virginia!

No amount of evidence is sufficient for a SKEPTIC but the LULU tale is best told by Lisa Minney who remembers the matter for the fact she was the person closest to Loretta Rexroad (LULU) HELMICK who witnesses say flung herself in front of an oncoming vehicle to escape the sexual triangle and strangling conditions of having become someone closest to the most powerful gang leader in Calhoun County history, Christopher Todd Smith, “Hot Toddy” the leader of the fire starting cult and a man that has got more ass than any other for about two counties around, some girls say he took it, some girls say they took the Hot Toddy for a ride, then along came Tabitha Clem from the Lewis County Drug Cartel turned … “Yeah were gonna tell …”  And the Smokey Hot SEX gets turned up a notch when Lunacy Lucy the gun-mall for the leader of the CULT turns up dead in BED from drugs!

‘Very well done from my dear "gunmall," leaving me in such a dramatic way, “Oh NO,” she was headed that way many did say…there was nothing that TODD Smith could do!” And that was decidedly so, for the above words indeed were the last thing that Hot Toddy said to the man that was soon to be the SC of the Central West Virgina SS was … “So are we clear on that?”  And dude said,  “Are we clear in this?” “ Ms Nina and Ms Nona, Girls of the Central West Virginia SS!!” “Have a seat on the couch … put your wheels on and let us get this show on the road!” “Let’s just pretend we all crashed the party tonight out HWY 33 where all the pussy is free!” “NO SUCH LUCK for US Hot Toddy this is gonna cost more than a BUCK!” And SO it GOES …

‘Very well done from my dear “gunmall,” leaving me in such a dramatic way1′ “Oh NO,” she was headed that way many did say…there was nothing that TODD Smith could do!”
And that was decidedly so, for the above words –So here’s the last thing that Hot Toddy said in reference to this great revelation to the man that was soon to be the SC of the Central West Virgina SS  — And that was …
“So are we clear on that?” And then, dude said,
“Are we clear on this?” “ Ms Nina and Ms Nona, Girls of the Central West Virginia SS!!”
“Have a seat on the couch … put your wheels on and let us get this show on the road!”
“Let’s just pretend we all crashed the party tonight out HWY 33 where all the Pussy is free!”
“NO SUCH LUCK for US “Hot Toddy” this is gonna cost more than a Buckwild  BUCK!”
And SO it GOES …

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Special SUNDAY August 11th tribute to CalPatty Press fan and beloved citizen of the people for Central West Virginia — Sissonville’s own, SHAIN GANDEE!

We are just a little short of heaven today Shain … but if we could make the trip and were allowed in for visiting hours we would be by to say Hay …

 

R.I.P. Shain Gandee…

From all of us here at the Central West Virginia Secret Seven

You Wild Mountain Muddin Mother fucker WE LOVE YOU SHAIN!!!

Don't Miss the next edition of Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Friday August 16th 2013 - For it is back to school at Glenville State College and back to RAPE as USUAL at GSC!!

Don’t Miss the next edition of Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Monday August 19th 2013 – For it is back to school at Glenville State College and back to RAPE as USUAL at GSC!!

Proceed with caution …this WOLF bites!!