By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/Free Bird – Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter/Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks editor and reporter for the Concerned Citizens Free Press/ Little Bear – Teen reporter for Revenge of the Ghost Wolf
GILMER and WIRT COUNTY together, now you know you in trouble
Ain’t nothin’ but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc’ed out G’s so we’re craaaaazay!
The CHURCH of IKE is the DEVIL that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don’t try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I’m ‘a let ‘em understand
From a young G’s perspective got some 16 year old Wirt County Pussy in HAND!
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive it an elective in WIRT
You never know she could be earnin’ her man, and there will be no penalty in GILMER
And learnin’ her man, and at the same time burnin’ her man in WIRT
Now you know I ain’t wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain’t no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it!
LIJIAH HEINEY: WEST VIRGINIA TEACHER AND COACH CHARGED WITH FELONY SEX ABUSE – ADMITS to BANGING 16 yr old STUDENT!!
CalPatty Press Gilmer County – The girls basketball players at Wirt County High School finally know who has been giving their coach head. For some of them, they actually know him quite well, especially one 16 year old having sex with the coach starting on the 23 of May, 2013.
When the Wirt County Board of Education approved the hiring of high school math teacher Lijiah Heiney, ending the search for former mentor Mike Fallon’s replacement, they should have looked at his resume’ and seen dude was from Glenville State College which is number one in RAPE, so there is that…
Heiney also was a 95 graduate of Calhoun County High School the former home of another child rapist coach and teacher JASON CUNNINGHAM who got SCOTT FREE away with having SEX with BREE WOLFE a student (who rarely goes for white snake) at party with other Gilmer County High School Students.
Heiney, took over a program that went 12-10 during regular season play as members of the Little Kanawha Conference’s South Division – Heiney then went 22 for 22 from May 23 to July 4th with a 16 year old — And we hear she is some hotty and a real shooter!
A SEX SHOOTER that is …. just like BREE WOLFE!!
Coach Heiney added several new twists and wiggles to the Wirt County Girls Basketball program and the girl’s moves and understands changing styles might not be extremely easy on some of the players depending on the fit and personality types, but we were not quite sure what the coach meant by that ….back then, with his rather modern approach, but we do now!
Somehow we are not surprised Heiney’s dick got stuck in some 16 year old Wirt County High School Student Hiney, — However what would uncle THOR HEINEY have to say, or cuz Tiny Heiney, Big Red Heiney, Ophelia, Humphrey Heiney, Selma, Ima, Rosey, Anita, Seymore, Lucie and Thor’s wife, Oma Aiken-Heiney …if they were around to hear all that rolling in the HAY out ELIZABETH WAY!
“I’m a little different than from what he does,” admitted Heiney,, referring to Mike Fallon previous coach. “I prefer more of a hands on experience,” said ” Hoops Heiney,” when he first took the job at Wirt County High School.
Heiney earned his degree in education at Glenville State College during the time GERALD B HOUGH was given a FERPA violation for protecting a RAPIST and well known football player WILKIE PEREZ while HOUGH VIOLATED an innocent young student that was brutally raped.
“It’s going to be HARD for me and them …. to get adjusted,” said Coach Heiney about his Wirt County High School hopefuls.
“Megan Ellison is a great ball handler and came around real good and is a come from behind player, in fact she BLEW the COACH AWAY with all that PLAY this last year, while Emry Shears had no fears and just moved that machine like a fiend! Emma Cox lived up to her name this last year, she really knows how to WORK IT, so those three right there were REALLY GOOD! … and really good players too,” Coach Heiney said.
“Needless to say coach Heiney found his job extremely titillating and a little different coaching with hardwood at the high school level, if you can understand some basic physics on that one!”
Bree tweeted just recently..
“I need lemon heads so my sore throat won’t be so sore!”
Now we know it was sore from sucking the DICK of the FOOTBALL COACH of Gilmer County HS Jason Cunningham!
Coach Heiney has coached his last season in Wirt County, but if he worked for NASIA BUTCHER in Gilmer County he would be facing NO JAIL TIME, he could keep his girlfriend and bang some more Gilmer County Bitches and even come on over to the house for dinner as a guest of the head honcho down at the high school where they specialize in “ADULT” EDUCATION Crooked County style.
YA know where I’m at nigga holla at me from the HOLLA like BREE WOLFE
get at me holla at me from the Holla down in Crooked County nigga holla at a dogg that’s real
y’all niggas know what’s happenin’ Heiney got his ASS in a SLING from the 16 year old SPRING FLING!
It’s still a G thang down in Crooked County that 16 year old would have been no thang
It’s still a G thang down in Glenville, down by the Crooked River down in Crooked County!
******SPECIAL AFTER ARTICLE BONUS – BuckWild SAM CAIN from WIRT COUNTY DOES EXPLAIN WHY SHE HAD SEX with her teacher Mr. Heiney who was trying to reach her to further her education!
AUGUST 5th REPORT on NORMANTOWN SEX SCANDAL!!
SPECIAL EDITION of Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!
JASON CUNNINGHAM RAPIST – TEACHER – COACH at Gilmer County High School and former member of the UPPER STEER RUN BAPTIST CHURCH in NORMANTOWN.
NORMANTOWN is home to a WHOLE LOT of SHAKING going on lately with earth quakes — where the oil industry has been busy ravaging and damaging the underground of West Virginia as well as topside!
“Baptize Me Bitch!!”
“Baptize Me Bitch!!”
Yeah that is what the FOOTBALL COACH of Gilmer County High School Jason Cunningham said and did. Cunningham decided to get baptized and went through the whole ceremony of getting baptized down in the Crooked River down in Crooked County.
Cunningham was trying the religious angle to win back his girlfriend AMELIA JANE STUMP who JASON did PUMP until her mommy Corlis STUMP found out about all those other bitches that Cunningham did HUMP — Jason confessed about all the young girls he banged like Butcher Bitches Breaking Bad at the CalPatty Press and Corlis said, “I will not have it!”
“I will not have an unclean man that lies with every young girl in the county in my church or my house!”
So Jason Cunningham was called to the home of Corlis Stump who some high ranking members of the SS are related to, but going way back in time in Gilmer County, distant relatives, but relations all the same.
Amelia’s mother, Mrs. Stump found out about the fact JASON RAPED BREE who was the best friend of AMELIA and not to be confused with BREE WOLFE (the daughter to two local bikers) who had SEX with the FOOTBALL COACH and they both (Bree Wolfe) and Jason admitted to the fuck fest.
Corlis Stump, the MOM to Amelia Jane Stump asked Cunningham recently, to come to their house immediately, for he had been found out!
When Jason Cunningham was confronted by Corlis he confessed to screwing both Bree Wolfe and Amelia’s best friend BREE and including Amelia, and a couple other of the local girls.
MOM is pissed about all the illicit SEX with underage girls and told Jason Cunningham not to dare to ever show up to their church, the UPPER STEER RUN BAPTIST CHURCH ever again!!
Stay the hell out of Normantown Jason, the only friends you have around here are BEET RED Brian Kennedy and his run around wife Crooked County Crook Tara Kennedy.
AMELIA shown below is now UP FOR GRABS and is completely DONE with JASON and who also says now she is open to a little revenge dating to get back at Jason for fucking just about every girl in town.
Friday AUGUST 9TH
– REVENGE OF THE GHOST WOLF — GREAT MOMENT IN CROOKED COUNTY And CALHOUN COUNTY HISTORY —
SECRET CLANDESTINE MEETING BETWEEN THE LEADER OF THE FIRE STARTING CULT AND REPRESENTATIVE OF THE CENTRAL WEST VIRGINIA SECRET SEVEN COALITION SPONSORED BY THE CALPATTY PRESS!!
In CELEBRATION of SUMMER 2013 let us relive this great moment in Crooked County History in honor of the next edition of RGW — Tune in this MONDAY for more BACK to SCHOOL — BREAKING BAD – BACK DOOR pulling the panties to the side — FUN at GSC coming up MONDAY the 19th of AUGUST on Revenge of the Ghost Wolf!!
Editor Edison CalPatty Press Editor just prior to becoming the SC of the SS is shown (in photo below) in preparation for the big meeting with the FIRE STARTING CULT leader at a private undisclosed location for a clandestine occasion that is unique to modern day Crooked County tactics. Two previous warring factions who were at odds for many years, meet in secret in them back woods DURING the CALHOUN COUNTY WILD YEARS which included Grantsville having a RAPIST Police Chief Ron Gordon from the early days of Calhoun County history that includes the story of…
Loretta “LuLu” Rexroad Helmick who was only 30 years old when she died a tragic death in Grantsville, West Virginia!
Hear the REAL “TRUE” Story on the legendary CalPatty Press for Central West Virginia!
No amount of evidence is sufficient for a SKEPTIC but the LULU tale is best told by Lisa Minney who remembers the matter for the fact she was the person closest to Loretta Rexroad (LULU) HELMICK who witnesses say flung herself in front of an oncoming vehicle to escape the sexual triangle and strangling conditions of having become someone closest to the most powerful gang leader in Calhoun County history, Christopher Todd Smith, “Hot Toddy” the leader of the fire starting cult and a man that has got more ass than any other for about two counties around, some girls say he took it, some girls say they took the Hot Toddy for a ride, then along came Tabitha Clem from the Lewis County Drug Cartel turned … “Yeah were gonna tell …” And the Smokey Hot SEX gets turned up a notch when Lunacy Lucy the gun-mall for the leader of the CULT turns up dead in BED from drugs!
Special SUNDAY August 11th tribute to CalPatty Press fan and beloved citizen of the people for Central West Virginia — Sissonville’s own, SHAIN GANDEE!
We are just a little short of heaven today Shain … but if we could make the trip and were allowed in for visiting hours we would be by to say Hay …
R.I.P. Shain Gandee…
From all of us here at the Central West Virginia Secret Seven
You Wild Mountain Muddin Mother fucker WE LOVE YOU SHAIN!!!
Proceed with caution …this WOLF bites!!