By Free Bird — Revenge of the Ghost Wolf Reporter for the Central West Virginia Secret Seven Coalition/Hurricane Rina McCoy – Crooked County Crooks Editor/Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy

Dave Corky Corcoran …They say he’s sick, he’s obscene!!

My, my, my, my, my…Corky Cockamamie Corcoran you have got to explain this one.  Our copy of the Democrat/Pathfinder of bullshit arrived today and must say that the entertainment value was priceless.  Still rolling on the floor and sides are aching but news? You got to be kidding!

I got no friends ’cause they read the papers
They can’t be seen with me…
Much of what Dave Corcoran of the Glenville Democrat has written is utterly insulting to the average intelligence Mr. Editor. Quit spewing yellow journalism as news and wasting print space with bad pictures of gala events and misplaced signs!n Or else, it’s NO MORE MR NICE GUY!!!

How is it news that the Chief of Police decides to pull out some signs he kept in the garage (apparently for months and could be some of the many that were stolen) at City Hall and set them up?  Illegal you say, well if it was intended as a political statement about people with no knowledge of their existence then yes, it was illegal and to say the least highly unethical even for you or him. If it was designed to upset voters guess what, they’re too smart to fall for that one. If you think any informed voter in this town doesn’t know that any conversations you reported, if you had them, were taken out of context then think again.  Gilmer County knows you little man and the sucking sounds coming from your office directed across the street are deafening!

Got a little God complex going Corky?  Think you run the vote of your subscribers? Perhaps even the election?   Damn, that’s deep.

A GOD COMPLEX exists when a body believes absolutely that they have positive knowledge and there is no possibility of error or failure because their opinions are unquestionably correct.  It causes people like the Editor of Gilmer’s only printed local paper, Dave Corcoran to disregard the rules of society and require special consideration or privileges so that he is given a status in the community which allows him to slant his stories and turn anything reported into silly political innuendo and half truths while getting paid for it.

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends ’cause they read the papers…

Speaking of print media, reporting the news, and Dave” Corky” Corcoran guess Ike Morris promised Pete Barr and Glenville State College the same thing Ike promised Ron Blankenship Gilmer County’s State appointed Superintendent of Schools. They won’t have to worry about any negative press! But, if you are not someone who SHINES or part of the Church of IKE, well then you can figure Dave “CORKY” Corcoran will come up with some DEAD ISSUE negative press that he just makes up like this article above!

It was reported to members of the SS that Jordan Morris, grand-daughter to the Lord of the Church of Ike was heading to Glenville, was drunk, and then wrecked her new car. Jordan was driving so fast, the car grew wings and left the road, and then hit the bank by the road again flipping her vehicle and running her car into these people’s house (porch) and damages it.
Persons on the scene reported to members of the Secret Seven, that they had to pull her out of the car, although Jordan claims she broke the windshield to get out while she was wearing a sandal, to pump up the drama and take the attention off the fact she was drunk as fuck and trying out some of her dads most marvelous expensive Cocaine from Columbus, Ohio, by way of Florida.
However the Glenville Democrat and Pathfinder of Bullshit never reports the actual news, only news approved by Sandy Pettit and the Church of Ike!

There are so many important and news worthy events effecting the lives of  Gilmer County citizens coming out of Charleston that if this nonsense is the best we can get out of a PhD in Journalism then education in West Virginia has surely gone to the dogs. This man is so blinded by his own incentive that he inherently gives biased reports on any topic. This brings questions to mind. Why do we even buy this rag? Why do we sacrifice our own best interest of getting accurate information on what effects our community to the silliness of political sport at the hands of Corky Cockamamie Corcoran?  Why?

Our world – our economies, our societies, the environment – is so complex, isn’t it absurd for Corky to place utter claptrap on the front page when even the prosecutor  “Just OK GERRY,”gives the straight scoop for once in a Blue Moon, to Dave Cockamamie before press time making the DEAD ISSUE that was the front page of the Democrat a moot point. That’s right before press time, making Corky’s front page story a story about a NO STORY, the no story he knew to tell all along, but that is   Dave Corcoran for ya! That is how you do it in Gilmer County if you are the  Editor and Publisher  of the Glenville Democrap and Pathfinder of Bullshit !

What’s going on with school consolidation, you’ll never get the straight scoop out of Dendra Miller, for how could you ever trust her. There are some burning questions to the many Bitter Truths around the county seat, Glenville …what about the courthouses, are they going to redistrict the counties and consolidate them, what about low income child care being reduced?  What about the mid-west drought and how it’s expected to impact our food budgets this fall? 

Couldn’t you discuss climate change or what’s driving the psychology of drug addiction and suicide among our youth? What’s your stance on political corruption?  Oops, didn’t mean to get personal. But you might bring up putting people in jail on trumped up charges of stealing their own timber to shut them up at election time.  Now there are just a few  subjects a good newspaperman might report on and bring real information to his readers who are not only intelligent and open-minded, but believe it or not Corky, are quite able to carefully and thoughtfully engage in trial and error analysis — to form their own opinion.  That’s what it means to be a journalist…but you are L O S T, CORKY!

Much of what Dave Corcoran of the Glenville Democrat has written lately is utterly insulting to an average intelligence , or above, but dude can’t see it himself!

Hey Corky! Quit spewing yellow journalism as news and wasting print space with bad pictures of GALA events and misplaced signs. Learn to be flexible and thoughtful Corky, or we will run you out of this town on a rail and we don’t even have a rail …anymore …bitch!!

Could it be that “Belve” Vodka is going to do a joint promotion just for the Freshman class at the end of this summer and just in time for the beginning of a fall school year – just in time for GSC Football season, this time “Betsy Barr “ has a slogan of her own, in conjunction with Belvedere Vodka even better than her husbands “Peter Barr Code, “Don’t Lay On Your Back Unless He is Black!”
Betsy Barr says… “Belve goes down as smoothly as a Freshman on a Friday night in Goodwin Hall at GSC!”

Speaking of local print media, reporting the news,  and Dave” Corky” Corcoran … guess Ike Morris promised Pete Barr and Glenville State College the same thing Ike promised Ron Blankenship Gilmer County’s State appointed Superintendent of Schools.

…They won’t have to worry about any negative press!! That’s right, that was a Dave fucking Corcoran promise on the barrel head because Corky is part of the corrupt “Good Ole Boy Network!”

While everyone is distracted by the very serious issues of school and county consolidation, GSC football Coach David Hutchison has been a loyal Church of Ike member and brought another rabid wolf in to slaughter the lambs of Glenville State College.

JOHNNIE MORTON is the new wide receiver coach for the Pioneers. 

Peter Barr, author of the BARR CODE – shown with his wife Betsy in this photo.
Betsy Barr says… “Belve goes down as smoothly as a Freshman on a Friday night in Goodwin Hall at GSC!”

Johnnie Morton
Height: 6-0 Weight: 193 Age: 40
Born: 10/7/1971 Inglewood , CA
College: USC
Experience: 12 Seasons (SF 49ers, KC Chiefs and Detroit Lions)

Oddly enough, a little over a month ago, this past NFL player was found guilty of LYING TO A GRAND JURY during a criminal probe of his California business associate Neang Chhorvann who had pleaded guilty to one count of MONEY LAUNDERING in 2011, failed to appear and had a warrant issued for his arrest.  Federal authorities say MORON MORTON was sentenced to two years probation.

Morton even acknowledged that he had given business associate Chhorvann more than TWO MILLION DOLLARS to be invested and had even placed a call for him to one of Chhorvann’s associates.  With that kind of money does it make sense to even look for a job coaching a rural college football team 3,000 miles or so away in West Virginia?  Who found this guy exactly, which Crooked County Crook has the California connection?  We should take a poll.

Here’s another tidbit of Morton’s history.  He joined twelve other former NFL players in the famed “concussion lawsuits.” 

Maybe we won’t have to think of you as abusive toward women, “ Corky,” like when you grabbed Cass Huff up by the arm and forced her out the door for doing exactly what she’d been told, but allowing you to pay the next victim less money and lay the blame on someone else — just as this photo illustrates that it is also Cassandra Hough who lays in a puddle of her own blame, down at the home of Glenville’s PRINT MEDIA, during those last sordid days of her last employment, along with some vomit, a bit of missed piss on the floor and some other smelly good stuff, to make Huff look even more amiss when we see her stumble from the bathroom in which she had just excused herself to take a piss, but then there was a cough and she was off into some purple haze hillbilly bliss.

The one thing Morton doesn’t want known is that after he was knocked out in the MMA fight that resulted in this supposed concussion he reportedly TESTED POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS after the hit.  Yeah, he’ll be a real contributor to the “development” of GSC’s team all right and a big help with what not to do when laundering cash through the Foundation. (Or maybe GSC CROOKS can teach him how not to get caught). We’re sure after Pete guaranteed he’d be covered under the Barr Code, Morton’s decision to leave California and move to Glenville State College was based solely on its reputation as a quality institution of higher learning (and we do mean HIGHER).  How about it Johnnie, how high do you fly?

….even the prosecutor “Just OK GERRY,” gives the straight scoop for once in a Blue Moon, to Mr. Cockamamie before press time making the DEAD ISSUE that was the front page of the Democrat a moot point. That’s right before press time, making Corky’s front page story a story about “NO STORY,” the no story he knew to tell all along, but that is Dave Corcoran for ya! That is how you do it in Gilmer County if you are the Editor and Publisher of the Glenville Democrap and Pathfinder of Bullshit!

This is something you might report on Corky, this is news.  Do you recognize it?  This reveals once more the kind of influences the wolves on the hill are willing to bring to Glenville in the name of sports and specifically football the sport you love to get ads to support.  It shows clearly the type of people Ike Morris and his hand picked cohorts associate with and find just OK to hold up as role models to the students of Glenville State College and every kid in the area who loves football.  It is that win at all cost because football is the moneymaker attitude you should be talking about.  That’s what real leaders in a community do, protect and serve. It’s what the Editor of the people’s only printed newspaper should do, stand watch and work against corruption instead of bowing down to its power and celebrating with the perpetrators.  You know Corky, you may find it’s possible to make your living honorably but doubt you’ll ever have courage and enough control over that greed gene to find out.

We’d like to believe that someday, probably later rather than sooner, that paper will evolve into something better than what it is today. At least we hope it does. Maybe we won’t have to think of you as abusive toward women like when you grabbed Cass Huff up by the arm and forced her out the door for doing exactly what she’d been told but allowing you to pay the next victim less money and lay the blame on someone else. Maybe you’ll gain enough wisdom to know the difference between good and bad. legal and illegal. And if you decide to grow up, we suggest you see a therapist about that God Complex.  We use the term really as more of an insult against those whom we regard as being “over the top, and you, ” Corky banger of old boxes,” have a kind of Mad Scientist dream of world domination. Don’t let that bad habit of yours (banging old boxes) change from a simple neurosis of over importance to the psychosis of being numero-uno in the universe. A person could really be in trouble!

I got no friends ’cause they read the papers
They can’t be seen with me
And I’m feelin’ real shot down
And I’m gettin’ mean
In news of the BUTCHER BITCHES…
My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eye
Mom’s been thrown out of the social circles
And dad has to hide
I went to the church of Ike incognito
When everybody rose
The reverend recognized me and then punched me in the nose
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Nice Clean
That Corky he’s sick, he’s obscene

“If you don’t have time to wrap your fish in the Glenville Democrat, get some STINK in a convenient spray can from the head of the Cockamamie Club himself “Dave Cocoran” and then, feel right at home! If it “ Smells like Bullshit, or just a bit fishy, well then you know for sure it has to be the not so over rated Glenville Democrat and Pathfinder!

Until then, we will tune in to the weatherman, throw back a beer or two with the college professors or football players and vote for a politician that will only take action based on deliberate and unbiased consideration of the best possible information and course-correct as needed. Soon as we can have a clean election (please , we’ve got to stop laughing!).

If you’d be so kind as to help the Gilmer Free Press, this site and a few others put out truth and much needed info on any relevant subject it would be great.  But know this, those writers and journalists will not drink the koolaid of the Church of Ike and his minions with you.  They will not take a required viewpoint for a cash or favors incentive.

You shouldn’t keep throwing stones and dirt at and around decent people to please the politico, Corky.  It’s not a good thing to keep on wasting your front page space with bullshit, lies and insinuations of impropriety that doesn’t exist.  Keep these childish approaches up and you’ll put yourself out of business before you get it sold.  When you do, and your limited powers have disappeared in Gilmer County, maybe you’ll think of the words of Bob Dylan who knew way back then exactly what happens when you can no longer do the Corky Cockamamie kneel down, bend over and serve at the altar of the church of Ike dance. You might get stoned, but better yet, when you print absolute garbage after letting the sins of the elite go unheard, well then, it is NO MORE MR NICE GUY MISTER!!

No more Mister Nice Guy Corky
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy Dave Corcoran
 You’re sick, You’re obscene!