By Editor Edison – CalPatty Press Editor/ Winnie the Jew- Ghost Wolf Reporter from Charleston for the Secret Seven Coalition

Shain Gandee with his last trip to Charleston over finally heads for home

Shain Gandee with his last trip to Charleston over finally heads for home

According to a statement made in the early morning hours of April 8th by Dan Bingman Supreme Commander of the Central West Virginia Secret Seven Coalition that was also endorsed by Captain John Thomas Booker of the Council of Conservative Citizens from Birmingham Alabama …

“SHAIN GANDEE was MURDERED up Wolfpen!”

“The DEATH of Shain Gandee was NO ACCIDENT!”

“Shain Gandee, his uncle David Gandee and a friend are said to have all slowly asphyxiated when a truck they were careening over mud puddles with, an old Ford Bronco jumped across off-road terrain and sunk to its doors in a mud pit, inadvertently blocking the tailpipe and filling the vehicle’s passenger space with deadly carbon monoxide fumes, so say the P0 P0 — But, if the tailpipe was blocked the engine would not have run, and those dumb as fuck WV State Troopers expect people to believe that cock and bull story!?”

Larry's Bar last known place that Shain Gandee his uncle and a friend were seen alive!

Larry’s Bar last known place that Shain Gandee his uncle and a friend were seen alive!

“The doomed trio had been seen pounding down alcohol in a local bar until three in the morning before heading off to the back-woods up Wolfpen Drive for what would prove to be their last joyride together!”

“Obviously, their judgment and reaction time in such a catastrophic event was gravely impaired through intoxication and one EASTER weekend of partying and such….”

Shain may be a comin home for weekends now, or else they will need a ball and chain of Gold in heaven...

Shain may be a comin home for weekends now, or else they will need a ball and chain of Gold in heaven…

Many have been concerned that the show not only encouraged Shain Gandee and his friends to engage in a risky lifestyle that included drinking, drugs, sexual debauchery and lawlessness, but also negatively portrayed citizens of rural West Virginia in general, which indeed was about the biggest line of Power Elite Bullshit anybody has heard a told round here for awhile!!

West Virginia’s own democratic senator, Joe Manchin, in fact was so offended by the series he demanded it be terminated, calling it “Repulsive” and a Travesty” which “Plays to ugly, inaccurate stereotypes.”

“…When BIG JOE MANCHIN should certainly have looked at his OWN ACTS of getting his daughter a FAKE as FUCK Masters degree from WVU, but of course that was not told to an entire nation!!”

Bronco that had three dead bodies in it just moments before this photo was taken shows rear glass was broken but no mention if it was broken before the truck was found or after.

Bronco that had three dead bodies in it just moments before this photo was taken shows rear glass was broken but no mention if it was broken before the truck was found or after.

Buckwild’s promoters and fans alike shrugged off that criticism of, “Repulsive” and a Travesty” which “Plays to ugly, however, and the show’s producers were in the process of filming a Second Season this year when the totally unpredictable, predictably accurate fatal event happened to the point in which a serious tragedy occurred that resulted in THREE DEATHS, which was mentioned in the show when one of the girl primary cast members ask about accidents that happened due to mudding. Primary cast member Katie during one of the episodes that ran last winter all over the world on MTV was the “BuckWild Hotty,” that ask the question and the answer was, ” About THREE Deaths per Year…”

All kinds of celebrities came out of the WV Woodwork to tell SHAIN some secret shit!

All kinds of celebrities came out of the WV Woodwork to tell SHAIN some secret shit!

In a sudden and self-conscious move, production of “BuckWild,” was promptly shut down until further notice with the sudden and shocking news that its star cast member Shain Gandee  had finally done himself in with some mud and some booze and some beer!

OH isn’t that queer ….?!

For the record then: mud, booze, carbon monoxide and early morning drunkenness is not a good mix down in Wolfpen holler when it is below freezing out. It’s a highly toxic mix and not a good hillbilly fix this time round.

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Don’t try this at home should have been the disclaimer shown on the screen, but instead the only thing shown on this TV Screen was 3 DEAD BODIES ordered up special by a former governor of West Virginia, who might as well pulled the trigger on those dead men himself, for the result was certainly the same when he decided to KILL the SHOW BUCKWILD his own damn way.

Reporters have been pressing West Virginian authorities for details of the Gandee crime scene, particularly for descriptions of what condition the bodies were found in …that would so quickly convince investigators NO FOUL PLAY was involved and that the deaths were indeed due to carbon monoxide poisoning, but those West Virginian authorities play by their own rules, rules we know round here all too well, and they are called CROOKED COUNTY RULES like they do down in Crooked County, down by the Crooked River.

The city streets are empty now along with those country roads (The lights don’t shine no more)

 And so the cold sound that flows into my mind (The echos of the daylight) of everything that is alive in my blue world.

I turn to stone When your are gone I turn to stone Turn to stone …Shain when you a comin’ home

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Listen to the 911 CALL from the terribly saddened man that found Shain Gandee DEAD!!  (just click the  green link below to GO there)

http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/03/buckwild-911-call-shain-gandee/

Larry's Bar a photo taken Sunday April 7th just after the funeral of Shain and Dave Gandee

Larry’s Bar a photo taken Sunday April 7th just after the funeral of Shain and Dave Gandee

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Update April 10th “Buckwild” Canceled !!

Shain is DEAD and now the SHOW is DEAD!!

“Buckwild” is DONE Stick a FORK in EM!!! FUCK!! Now we know this shit happened to kill the show!

F YOU  to Senator JOE MANCHIN, and the Governor Earl Ray Tomblin who also helped too,  and even the Mayor of Charleston worked together with the Bad Power Elite of West Virginia to bungle the show from the start.

MTV decided to stop production in the middle of the second season of the show on Tuesday April 9th

“Buckwild“followed the lives of “SHAIN” his friend ASHLEY and her friends ANNA and Cara and Katie and Shae, and the buxom Salwa “Pill Popper” Amin, along with good friend JOEY and TYLER who gets ALL the good pussy.

FOUR episodes of Season 2 were shot, but will not air — however, a special that was taped 2 months ago is expected to air.

MTV and the BuckWild executives didn’t give the cast and crew any specific reason for the cancellation.

Here is original primary cast members as officially presented by MTV …

Cast

  1. “Gandee Candy”

    Everyone in Sissonville, W. Va. knows Shain. Sociable and loyal, he was the high school Prom King, but missed the dance because he had to work. He’s done every job from coal mining to being a garbage man but as long as he is using…   Read More »

  2. “The Ringleader”

    Even though she comes from the ritzier part of town, Anna would rather spend her time getting dirty with the crew down in the creeks and hollers. She’s a true wild child at heart who finds herself at a crossroads in life trying…   Read More »

  3. “The Tomboy”

    Wild and carefree, Ashley is known for being one of the guys. She’d rather get down and dirty in the mud than deal with local drama — although she doesn’t mind starting it. She’s the bravest and most honest of her friends, but…   Read More »

  4. “The Spicy Southern Belle”

    Around town, Shae is known as the Southern belle. She’s been chased after by every eligible bachelor in Sissonville but somehow always ends up with the bad boy. Currently a nursing student, this college girl is also a…   Read More »

  5. “Justin Beaver”

    Shain and Joey have been best friends since they could walk. Once they learned how to ride a bike, it’s been bumps, bruises and hospital visits for these adrenaline junkies. With his Justin Bieber haircut and laid-back country…   Read More »

  6. “The Firecracker”

    Originally hailing from Morgantown, the biggest college town in West Virginia, Cara had seen her fair share of the club and bar scene. But when the drama of having an ex in the same town became too much, she decided to escape…   Read More »

  7. “The Pretty Boy”

    Known for his innocent good looks, Tyler has a reputation for leaving a trail of broke hearts all over town. He recently finished up another semester in college but the flexible schedule of working at his dad’s company sometimes…   Read More »

  8. “The College Girl”

    A well-rounded college girl, Katie loves to spend her free time away from school, back with her friends in Sissonville. She is afraid of anything potentially dangerous, which means the gang loves to push her to her limit…   Read More »

  9. “Bengali in Boots”

    A recent college graduate, Salwa lives at home with her strict parents. Whenever she’s able to slip away, she’s the first one at the party. The oldest of the group, Salwa is always down for a good time and everyone loves her…
    SHAIN and SHAE go to NEW YORK CITY to promote the SHOW!  …a video record of the trip!